The prelude to a sacrilegious matrimony

‘Pashinyan’s wife has announced the end of their civil marriage.’ Behold the headlines of ‘Real Armenia’ under the direction of the second-rate journalist Nikol Pashinyan. Beings that have nothing sacred, who live and breathe fiction and have elevated it to the rank of a ‘state’ ideology, will not disdain hints of a false divorce in order to legitimise the destruction of another pillar of Armenian identity.

Obviously, the purpose of the new information operation in the colonial segment of ‘Facebook’ is to pave the way for the first wedding in the ‘renewed’ Pashinyan church. 9 months of the birth pangs of the Turkish colonial church, a race of compromising pieces of information, dozens of criminal cases and arrests – and all in vain without a last touch: the wedding of illegitimate bedmates, parents to four children, both of questionable mental health (this is one of the requirements for the intending spouses in the Armenian Church).

It is unclear how to end a marriage that does not even exist. Only a year ago, the Pashinyan-Hakobyan couple deigned to inform Urbi et Orbi that their ‘marriage’ had neither been registered with the state, sanctioned by the Armenian Church, nor even marked by a modest family dinner with their parents. That is, for 8 years now, Armenian taxpayers have been heroically covering the ‘royal’ and frequently classified expenses of the prime minister’s illegitimate wife.

Another thing is clear, however. The anti-Armenian nature of this couple will unite their ‘family’ until the end of their allotted days. They did not consider either the registry office of the newly independent Armenia, or the Armenian Church to be a worthy institution for registering their union. Only the registry office of the Turkish ‘Real Armenia’, only the ‘renovated’ church – cleansed of everything Armenian.

Apparently, Anna Hakobyan’s ‘learning is trendy’ campaign never made it to the school social science lesson where she would have learned that a civil marriage is precisely one registered with the state – not simply cohabiting in sin.

Well, it is time to merge the assets before the final stage of the liquidation of the Armenian statehood. If the Armenian world manages to prevent it, no marriage contract for the modern Ceausescu couple will have time to come in handy.